Java is great …

I wondered how to make the Semantic Web fly, so I wandered around looking for possible deployment of Java based semweb stuff (many semweb apps are written in Java). Reading about webhosting and possibilities to host services like gnowsis as a web-application, stumbling around in the world of tomcat web-hosters, a dicussion with a nice line catches my eye:

As someone said, “java is great for engineering next generation
solutions to enable maximization of developer income by means of enhanced buzzword use”.

Point there. Naively I wondered who the someone may be and googled for the phrase “java is …” resulting in an estimated 3,220,000 buzzword bullshitters. Oh, I forgot to quote the quote, so searching “java is …” with quotes it bakes down to 1 someone who said it.

What can you learn? As many people buzzword-pump-fill their web-writings with above terms, they may be highly paid Java people. I can only say:

Java is great for engineering next generation solutions to enable maximization of developer income by means of enhanced buzzword use.

One Reply to “Java is great …”

  1. I like best the statement: “Perl is the only language where you can bang your head on the keyboard and it compiles.”

    It indicates that there are times when you bang your head on the keyboard while programming perl, which sounds familiar to me. Thats the funny shaped marks on my forehead..

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